Are you really a virgin? Okay, give me $500 and fuck me all you want 👌

Okay, I'll show my boobs, but I definitely won't suck them (spoiler alert)

For a guy not to cheat, he should not blow his brains out, but suck his dick

You came into my room, come into my room, I called you to fuck me

You know I'm going to fuck you in the throat and in the mouth, so why put on makeup?

What the fuck kind of gift is that? I wanted an iPhone, not a dick

I wanted to sue my lover for cheating, and she fucked me, too

Oh, well, if you have such a hard-on — give it here, I'm a doctor, I'll help!